BOTTLES
BUD LIGHT 12oz/$4.50/5% ABV
Cheers to America.
MILLER HIGH LIFE 12oz/$3.50/4.6% ABV
The Champagne of Beers!
YARDS PALE ALE 12oz/$7/4.6% ABV
Brewed in the city of brotherly love, this ale is dry-hopped with an abundance of distinctive Simcoe hops. This straw-colored pale ale is more drinkable than bitter, more aromatic than aggressive.
VICTORY GOLDEN MONKEY BELGIAN ALE 12oz/$8/9.5% ABV
Golden Monkey crafts an ale with imported malts, Belgian yeast, and a mix of magical spices resulting in mystical flavors that will enlighten your senses.
DESCHUTES ROYAL FRESH IMPERIAL IPA 12oz/$7.00/9.0% ABV
Get a taste of hop royalty with this juicy juggernaut featuring big, tropical hop flavors and a deceptively smooth finish.
TWISTED TEAS 12oz bottles/$6/5% ABV
TEE OFF TIME!
STELLA ARTOIS 12oz bottles/$6/5% ABV
A floral aroma, well-balanced malt sweetness, crisp hop bitterness, and a soft dry finish. Winner of the 2019 World Beer Award for World’s Best International Lager.
WHITE CLAW 12oz can/$6/5% ABV
No laws with the claws.
HEINEKEN 12oz bottle/$6/5% ABV
You probably watch soccer if you drink this.
DRAFTS
GUINNESS STOUT /$6/$18/4.2% ABV
Dark Irish dry stout.
CAPTAIN LAWRENCE ORBITAL TILT IPA /$6/$18/5.9% ABV
This IPA has been brewed using a healthy dose of imported Pilsner malt and malted oats to create a smooth mouthfeel.
LEINENKUGELS SUMMER SHANDY /$6/$18/ 4.2% ABV
Traditional weiss beer with refreshing natural lemonade flavor that makes it the perfect summer beer
ELYSIAN SPACE DUST IPA /$7/$21/ 8.2% ABV
Space Dust balances bitterness with a sweetness of hop flavors. Grapefruit, mango, and orange aromas with a medium body and a dry finish.
ROLLING ROCK /$4/$9/4.4% ABV
With only the finest malted barley and blend of hops, Rolling Rock is a classic American lager that is as well-known for its distinctive, full-bodied taste as it is for its craftsmanship and heritage.
TACOS
BAJA FISH TACOS (3) $8
Steamed fish topped with pickled cabbage slaw, pico de gallo and lime crema
PULLED CHICKEN TACOS (3) $8
Lettuce, pico de gallo, and chipotle-ranch aioli.
BRISKET TACOS (3) $9
Lettuce, pico de gallo, aged shredded parm and chipotle-ranch aioli.
SPICY BEEF TACOS (3) $8
Lettuce, pico de gallo, smokin parm and chipotle-ranch aioli.
TOFU TACOS (3) $8
Lettuce, pico de gallo, pickled cabbage slaw, and yum yum sauce. Fully vegan!
SANDWICHES
GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH & FRIES $8
Grilled chicken breast with lettuce, onion, tomato, pickles, and honey mustard. Side of fries.
SMASHBURGER & FRIES $8
Cheese burger with ketchup, mustard, pickles, lettuce, tomato. Side of fries.
DOUBLE DOGZ & FRIES $8
2 grilled hotdogs with mustard, ketchup, pickles, onion. Side of fries.
DAY DRINKIN' DOG $2
per Philly drinking law, follow the rulez dawg
WINGS $8 CHICKEN DIPPERS $8
8 wings with a side Blue Cheese or Ranch Fresh Cut Tenders with your choice of sauce
HONEY CHIPOTLE
Chipotle peppers, ancho chilis, raw honey, and a southwestern spice blend
YUM YUM SAUCE*
Award-winning Korean BBQ sauce, also known as “Yangyeom”
FACE SWEATERS ****
Fresh habanero and fruit based hot sauce
STO’S A JERK DRY RUB
Spice rub topped with ginger and lime juice
SMOKIN’ PARM
Buffalo sauced topped with parm
GHOST SCORPION RUB****
Two of the world’s hottest peppers in a lip burning dry rub.
MEDITERRANEAN RUB
Spice trail mix
STO’S HOT **
A smoky hot sauce
BUFFALO
The classic hot and butter blend.
FRIES
SMOKIN’ PARM FRIES $5
Tossed in buffalo sauce, topped with smokin’ parm and served with ranch.
BELGIAN FRIES $5
Tossed in garlic butter and parm cheese with a side of mayo.
REGULAR FRIES $4
Seasoned with salt and pepper.
Add cheese $1